‘Forget milk and cookies… this Christmas he wants blood!’
Two Front Teeth is a 2006 American horror feature film directed by Jamie Nash (ParaAbnormal; co-writer of The Night Watchmen; V/H/S/2 segment ‘A Ride in the Park’) and David Thomas Sckrabulis from a screenplay written by the former. The movie stars Johnny Francis Wolf, Megan Pearson and Michael Brecher.
Plot:
It’s the night before Christmas and Gabe Snow, a tabloid writer haunted by the Ghosts of Christmas past, is investigating a Yuletide conspiracy.
Gabe knows that Flight 1225 was brought down one foggy Christmas Eve, by a flying creature with a “glowing nose”. Now, a bloodsucking vampire – Santa Claus – has put Gabe on his list and unleashed the demonic fury of the North Pole.
An army of zombie elves, who have no interest in toys or pointy hats or dentistry, are about to turn Gabe’s white Christmas blood red. Will Gabe find the true meaning of Christmas? Can he stake a heart that’s two sizes too small? What will he find under his tree?
Reviews:
“Two Front Teeth is certainly a silly feature, but it delivers some funny moments and didn’t bore me at any point. There are some good lines, though there is a lot of stuff that requires a good working knowledge of Xmas pop culture.” Digital Retribution
“The acting is in line with what you’d expect from a movie like this one. I could have done without some of the computer FX; maybe because that took me away from the 80s feel of the movie, but other than that, I really did enjoy this one!” Film Apocalypse
“So the movie isn’t as gory as people claim and the faulty storyline maybe a bit of concern […] The only thing I think that came off as particularly bad were the CGI effects and some truly bad camera work. Regardless of that Two Front Teeth still manages to be a very entertaining and a fun watch…” Film Bizarro
Cast and characters:
- Johnny Francis Wolf … Gabe Snow
- Megan Pearson … Noel Snow
- Michael Brecher … Ed (Chief Editor)
- Joseph L. Johnson … Pete
- Eric Messner … Mall Santa
- Lisa Oberg … Frost (as Lisa N. Oberg)
- Monalisa Arias … Evil Elf
- Annika Backstrom … Evil Elf
- Tara Chiusano … Evil Elf
- Melissa Dunphy … Evil Elf
- Jessica Perkins II … Evil Elf
- Katie Lawson … Evil Elf
- Alexxus Young … Silent Knight (Evil Nun)
- Kelly Cardall … Silent Knight (Evil Nun)
- Jamie Wozny … Silent Knight (Evil Nun)
- Seth L. Herzog … Tiny Tim
- Theo Franz … Young Gabe
- Lily Franz … Gabe’s Sister
- Josh Buchbinder … Clausferatu
- Trent Gates … Gabe’s Father
- Colin Barnhill … Santa Claus
- Leanna Chamish Leanna Chamish … Gabe’s Mom, Mrs. Snow
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